j.b.
"the thing about dancers is, we're bendable but not breakable"

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one


you’re welcome

tsarbucks:

when you type something in wrong but autocorrect doesn’t catch it because it’s a real word

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April 23rd / 967 notes


groovywhitekid:

great

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

April 23rd / 275,619 notes

aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

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April 23rd / 125,371 notes

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

April 23rd / 131,854 notes

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

April 23rd / 267,382 notes

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms

April 23rd / 213,133 notes

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

April 23rd / 130,881 notes


keznire:

yeah…I’m a classic rock fan…ever heard of the Beatles? doubt it…they’re prob too old for you….pop music sucks…who is Katy Kerry? idk…ok…I’m gonna listen to guns n roses greatest hits on my iPod….woaaaaah……..sweet child o mine….classic song….uve never heard it….

April 23rd / 45,793 notes


lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

April 23rd / 36,102 notes